YOUTUBE WANK

Verbal Masturbating on YouTube

I love Youtube. I think it’s a necessity if you are working in an office. It’s great to have at parties and create a lively and visual atmosphere. One can, when gripped by nostalgia, view all those favourite clips from films and TV programmes spanning over many years. However it is also a platform, much like blogging, that allows complete idiots to voice their opinions which for the good of all should have remained buried in the recesses of their minds. Buried as deep as their family members imagine the grave they’ll dig when they are finally released from their genetic bond with aforementioned idiot.

One such specimen worthy of public ridicule is a South African guy who has an excessively large number of videos. The general tone of it is self-righteous, indignant white rage poorly concealed under the guise of justified and insightful social and political analyses. His general dissemination of meaningless banalities is uttered in a machismo manner and is a flagrantly transparent attempt at sounding intelligent- whereas some of us just write using unnecessarily big words.

He claims to have a following, which sadly, he probably does. He spends an inordinate amount of time spewing complete horse-shit about reasons why South Africa is the way he experiences it. These dreadful videos, that one truly struggles to get through more than a 50 second interval at one sitting, are met with a large number of comments that either praise his ballsy takes on life or rebuke him in an equally prejudicial manner. What makes me more enraged than any of his productions is that I am taking time to write about this guy and have wasted precious moments watching him.

Listening to him is like having burning oil poured through your inner-ear whilst being forced to watch your grandmother turn tricks. Please if you are not from South Africa do not take this twat as a benchmark for the rest of us.