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Household incomes soar as beer and fags banned

Written By: bradsbin on October 21, 2009 No Comment

chav1Child poverty reduced if both parents go to work:

This was a headline on the guardian.co.uk website. Followed by:

Campaigners worried that strategy could have serious effects on family life

I don’t know if you have been to England, but what is really going to help reduce child poverty, is if these Careless Hooligans Avoid Visceral intercourse and learn that entitlement comes at some cost. And MR Brown stop giving these little fuckers money for new generations of littler lazy layabout fuckers hell-bent on football violence.

I suspect that if they really wanted to reduce poverty, they should ban all these impoverished parents their purchases of Lambert and Cutlers and Carlings. Fuck me.

But a possible solution posed by the government is to try to get these parents into work. They are worried however that this might negatively impact family life however. I feel that the children are better off without these beer-guzzling wanton fools with the shell-suits, bling and venereal diseases hanging about.

I am no Tory supporter, yet. But keep breeding and dressing your spawn in hideous sports gear, knowing full while that the only exercise they will be doing is putting pint glasses through a young Pakistani’s face while receiving government funding – and I may very well convert.

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