Brad's Bin

There is no crime here, I promise!

The police are hell-bent on whipping some criminal ass it seems, but only because of the world cup. We have a huge amount of money being spent on crime prevention, including officers and reservists, vehicles and equipment and this is because everyone is having a shit-frenzy about being a victim on the streets of South [...]

Facebook RAGE!

The ticking of the clock marks the time-keeping of your laziness. 2 am approaches and if it was not for the repetitive clicking of your index finger on the left button of the mouse, an observer might conclude you were in a catatonic state. You are fighting sleep in your mental lethargy yet simultaneously existing [...]

Cinematic escapism is not always viable…

The last few films I’ve watched and books I’ve read have been really worthwhile and enjoyable. Those kinds of experiences that you feel like endorsing to others with lines like: you will love it! I really think you should see it! I definitely recommend it, etc. However after watching Cheri I am singing a very [...]

This is not the 3rd Reich, there are rules

Through the blurred fog of a three day booze haze I angrily surveyed my surroundings. The cramped seat, the crying baby, the annoying looking Kulula flight attendants, these all added to my discontentment. But despite the severe shakes, gag-reflexive stench of tobacco and the foul taste of unwashed-booze-mouth in the early morning, things suddenly got [...]

Male-grooming

I recently watched one of those dreadful programmes on the television dealing with various types of make-overs. It had everything from the simple hair-style changes and teeth-whitening, to the more extreme elongating of the phallus or reconstructing of the face to make you look like some hybrid of Cher and the late MJ (RIP). After [...]

YOUTUBE WANK

Verbal Masturbating on YouTube

I love Youtube. I think it’s a necessity if you are working in an office. It’s great to have at parties and create a lively and visual atmosphere. One can, when gripped by nostalgia, view all those favourite clips from films and TV programmes spanning over many years. However it is also [...]

Why I should have got an apple.

It is always a day of reflection and fateful resignation when we realise that we have become our parents. You always hear people saying: oh god, I sound like my father, or do I look like my mother wearing this (I asked the latter question only once – stockings and pumps, what?) And for many [...]

PM Brown wants my nails long..?

Besides being frightfully cold most of the time and consisting of a vast population of social degenerates and general miscreants, England has a lot to offer. For instance the store TK-Max. This is a shopping outlet which offers discounted clothing brands and an assortment of other miscellaneous articles. On one particular outing I had a [...]

Texting Nightmares

The omnipresence of mobile or cellular communication is here. My beef is with text messaging. Originally I was a fan of this. It was easier to renege on social commitments because you never heard the disappointment in the voice of the reneged. A relationship of convenience could be swiftly severed with a detached text as [...]

Household incomes soar as beer and fags banned

Child poverty reduced if both parents go to work:

This was a headline on the guardian.co.uk website. Followed by:

Campaigners worried that strategy could have serious effects on family life

I don’t know if you have been to England, but what is really going to help reduce child poverty, is if these Careless Hooligans Avoid Visceral intercourse and [...]