Fashionistas – WTF

You watch America’s next top model and project runway. And it’s pretty entertaining really. I did not think the day would come when I would enjoy watching a bunch of camp or sexually ambiguous designers or ditsy models showcase their talents, but it did. However whilst these shows offer some entertainment and you never really quickly change the channel from E Entertainment broadcasts either, you cannot admit that your soul is left as intact as it was before.

It’s the ideas that the miserable shallow pits of consumption hold and share with us that make them so reprehensible. They all seem to speak about fashion as if it were something very noteworthy, influential and ultimately important. The sad truth is that many view fashion as all of these. However what really gets me is when they speak about fashion as having some intrinsic value in the realm of universal profundity. These cocksuckers (apt for most) assert that what they’re doing is as valuable as a surgeon saving lives or those twats Bono and Bob raising funds for the poverty-stricken.

I wear clothes because I look better than when I am nude. Others wear clothes because it is some sort of image shaper. Some wear them to conceal their hideous fatness and even worse, others wear them because some fucks have decided that these fashion pricks are important and we should wear some shit rag they deemed fantastic. What should really point us all to their unfounded self-importance and stupidity is the adoption (probably smugly and self-named) term ‘fashionista’ – pricks.

I have included some quotes from ‘fashionistas’ and models to reveal the depths of the shallowness.

Project Runway:

Tim: Jay, listen to your own voice… And tell her there’s a reason why she’s a model and you’re the designer.

Austin Scarlett: (about Wendy) We’ll probably find her wandering the streets, hair astray and overdone makeup, muttering to herself and wearing orthopedic shoes.

Heidi: When I saw her coming down the runway, I thought ‘How pretty are you!’ I just want everything to be pretty pretty pretty!

Coco Chanel:

Dress sharply and they’ll remember the outfit; dress impeccably and they’ll remember the woman.

Elegance is not the prerogative of those who have just escaped from adolescence, but of those who have already taken possession of their future.

Fashion is not simply a matter of clothes. Fashion is in the air, born upon the wind. One intuits it. It is in the sky and on the road.

Karl Lagerfeld:

Fashion is ephemeral, dangerous and unfair. I am a legend.

there are far more worrying things than jealousy in this world, some of which we can control. Like sauces. Sauces are dangerous for the body.

I hope you enjoyed those.