The ticking of the clock marks the time-keeping of your laziness. 2 am approaches and if it was not for the repetitive clicking of your index finger on the left button of the mouse, an observer might conclude you were in a catatonic state. You are fighting sleep in your mental lethargy yet simultaneously existing [...]

Through the blurred fog of a three day booze haze I angrily surveyed my surroundings. The cramped seat, the crying baby, the annoying looking Kulula flight attendants, these all added to my discontentment. But despite the severe shakes, gag-reflexive stench of tobacco and the foul taste of unwashed-booze-mouth in the early morning, things suddenly got [...]

It is always a day of reflection and fateful resignation when we realise that we have become our parents. You always hear people saying: oh god, I sound like my father, or do I look like my mother wearing this (I asked the latter question only once – stockings and pumps, what?) And for many [...]

Besides being frightfully cold most of the time and consisting of a vast population of social degenerates and general miscreants, England has a lot to offer. For instance the store TK-Max. This is a shopping outlet which offers discounted clothing brands and an assortment of other miscellaneous articles. On one particular outing I had a [...]

You watch America’s next top model and project runway. And it’s pretty entertaining really. I did not think the day would come when I would enjoy watching a bunch of camp or sexually ambiguous designers or ditsy models showcase their talents, but it did. However whilst these shows offer some entertainment and you never really [...]

When I was a young kid, I would see people with tattoos and think those guys are some sort of deviants. I got a little older and wanted to pierce my ears and one day get a tattoo. Fortunately my father, an atheist cited that if the holy lord intended us to have earrings we [...]

Rants and Musings:
Perhaps it’s juvenile to resort to mindless rants and excessive verbosity. I think maybe so but at least it’s better than getting drunk and vandalising property or being cut off on the motorway and beating the shit out the ‘cut-offer’ with sporting equipment. In lieu of this, ranting is a viable outlet. We [...]