The police are hell-bent on whipping some criminal ass it seems, but only because of the world cup. We have a huge amount of money being spent on crime prevention, including officers and reservists, vehicles and equipment and this is because everyone is having a shit-frenzy about being a victim on the streets of South [...]

The ticking of the clock marks the time-keeping of your laziness. 2 am approaches and if it was not for the repetitive clicking of your index finger on the left button of the mouse, an observer might conclude you were in a catatonic state. You are fighting sleep in your mental lethargy yet simultaneously existing [...]

The last few films I’ve watched and books I’ve read have been really worthwhile and enjoyable. Those kinds of experiences that you feel like endorsing to others with lines like: you will love it! I really think you should see it! I definitely recommend it, etc. However after watching Cheri I am singing a very [...]

Through the blurred fog of a three day booze haze I angrily surveyed my surroundings. The cramped seat, the crying baby, the annoying looking Kulula flight attendants, these all added to my discontentment. But despite the severe shakes, gag-reflexive stench of tobacco and the foul taste of unwashed-booze-mouth in the early morning, things suddenly got [...]

I recently watched one of those dreadful programmes on the television dealing with various types of make-overs. It had everything from the simple hair-style changes and teeth-whitening, to the more extreme elongating of the phallus or reconstructing of the face to make you look like some hybrid of Cher and the late MJ (RIP). After  [...]

Verbal Masturbating on YouTube

I love Youtube. I think it’s a necessity if you are working in an office. It’s great to have at parties and create a lively and visual atmosphere. One can, when gripped by nostalgia, view all those favourite clips from films and TV programmes spanning over many years. However it is also [...]

It is always a day of reflection and fateful resignation when we realise that we have become our parents. You always hear people saying: oh god, I sound like my father, or do I look like my mother wearing this (I asked the latter question only once – stockings and pumps, what?) And for many [...]

Besides being frightfully cold most of the time and consisting of a vast population of social degenerates and general miscreants, England has a lot to offer. For instance the store TK-Max. This is a shopping outlet which offers discounted clothing brands and an assortment of other miscellaneous articles. On one particular outing I had a [...]

The omnipresence of mobile or cellular communication is here. My beef is with text messaging. Originally I was a fan of this. It was easier to renege on social commitments because you never heard the disappointment in the voice of the reneged. A relationship of convenience could be swiftly severed with a detached text as [...]

Child poverty reduced if both parents go to work:

This was a headline on the guardian.co.uk website. Followed by:

Campaigners worried that strategy could have serious effects on family life

I don’t know if you have been to England, but what is really going to help reduce child poverty, is if these Careless Hooligans Avoid Visceral intercourse and [...]